I'm changing posting plans in light of my blog negligence. Here are some of my deepest confessions, round two, for you:
I CONFESS that I'm stuffing my face with tortilla chips dipped in ranch right now. There's grease on my keyboard to show for it. So that pregnancy diet is working well for me.
Seriously, this is one of the best things of summer. I know I'm in my 30's and a mother; long hair don't care.
|She's right about this...|
I CONFESS that I've entered my second trimester! And this baby has decided to make me sicker than ever. All I've been able to keep down (those tortilla chips and ranch are purely speculative) are vegetarian chicken patties. I know. Trust me, I'm not functioning under some bull$h!t food marketing strategy that they're "healthier." They're just as processed as the real chicken ones! But at least I won't find disgusting gristle or other weird chicken parts in there. And if I keep talking about that, these chips really will make a quick exit...
|Chicken gristle FTB (for the barf)|
Finally, I CONFESS to the people on Facebook saying, "Christmas is only six months away!" and to the one pinner I follow on Pinterest who keeps pinning Halloween stuff: slow your roll! It's the first of July friends. That $h!t is a long ways off. Be present and enjoy your summer! #namaste Except for me, I get a pass. Because I'm pregnant, sicker than a dog and sober as a clam, I'm going to be wishing away this summer and welcoming the holidays just as fast as they want to get here.
|C'mon Christmas, c'mon Christmas, C'MON!|
If you enjoyed this post and want s'more, check out my first Wednesday Confessional post here!